Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek, many snappers all around my feet, sure was hard swimming cross that thing, with both hands holdin’ my ding a ling – Chuck Berry

Do You know what’s strange? When you’re on the water and the phone rings, you stop paddling, put your paddle under an arm, and lean into a stable brace and start digging your cell phone out of the bungies, then finally get the ringing demon to your ear one handed, to hear a voice say “Hi Derrick, I’d like to talk to you about your current long distance plan.” Ok, so I don’t even know where to begin to respond to this question. “Ah, well, I’m about 2 miles offshore at the moment.”, “I wasn’t really worrying too much about my long distance plan but I do appreciate your call”.

-dm