Comments on: The Christmas Series http://www.kayakquixotica.com/2005/12/23/the-christmas-series/ Tilting At Waves Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:23:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: derrick http://www.kayakquixotica.com/2005/12/23/the-christmas-series/comment-page-1/#comment-308 derrick Sat, 24 Dec 2005 15:07:00 +0000 http://cheesestate.com/quixotica/?p=185#comment-308 Only if there's a big fat check taped to the throne! Ha! Oh, and maybe a nice crown with lots of colorful jewels. Yes a big golden crown and nice pair of royal slippers. Really comfy ones. But nothing too expensive, maybe something from J.C. Pennys'. Oh, and a servant who can type for me. No, make that 'servants' to type for me. And I'd want plastic surgery to look like Richard Harris, or Peter O'Tool. I don't care which. I'd tell the surgeons to surprise me. <br/><br/>If I were king, I'd be rich and I could do anything I wanted. I would eat chocolate at midnight and never ride an exercise bike. I would roam the streets of my kingdom inspiring awe with my crown and my slippers, while wrapped in a nice big fuzzy blue bath robe. And when I got home. . . . servants would type for me. I'd just sit there on my kingly thrown pronouncing in my own unique royal idiom, while a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters would type blogs late into the night. Ah, It would be good to be king!!<br/><br/>btw, can I borrow a few bucks till Friday?? Only if there’s a big fat check taped to the throne! Ha! Oh, and maybe a nice crown with lots of colorful jewels. Yes a big golden crown and nice pair of royal slippers. Really comfy ones. But nothing too expensive, maybe something from J.C. Pennys’. Oh, and a servant who can type for me. No, make that ‘servants’ to type for me. And I’d want plastic surgery to look like Richard Harris, or Peter O’Tool. I don’t care which. I’d tell the surgeons to surprise me.

If I were king, I’d be rich and I could do anything I wanted. I would eat chocolate at midnight and never ride an exercise bike. I would roam the streets of my kingdom inspiring awe with my crown and my slippers, while wrapped in a nice big fuzzy blue bath robe. And when I got home. . . . servants would type for me. I’d just sit there on my kingly thrown pronouncing in my own unique royal idiom, while a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters would type blogs late into the night. Ah, It would be good to be king!!

btw, can I borrow a few bucks till Friday??

]]> By: johnb http://www.kayakquixotica.com/2005/12/23/the-christmas-series/comment-page-1/#comment-307 johnb Sat, 24 Dec 2005 12:37:00 +0000 http://cheesestate.com/quixotica/?p=185#comment-307 And a very Merry Christmas to yous.<br/><br/>Will you accept the title of "Kayak Blog King", at least for now? And a very Merry Christmas to yous.

Will you accept the title of “Kayak Blog King”, at least for now?

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