Archive for February, 2006

PostHeaderIcon The Lost

Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you’re always afraid
You step out of line the man come and take you away – stills

“The United States’ maritime borders include 95,000 miles of open shoreline, 361 ports and an Exclusive Economic Zone that spans 3.5 million square miles. The United States relies on ocean transportation for 95 percent of cargo tonnage that moves in and out of the country. Each year more than 7,500 commercial vessels make approximately 51,000 port calls, and over six million loaded marine containers enter U.S. ports. Current growth predictions indicate that container cargo will quadruple in the next twenty years.Standard sizes of cargo containers allow cargo to be quickly transferred from ships to trucks or railcars and transported immediately to anywhere in the country. This rapid transfer of cargo is a possible conduit and target for terrorist activities. Prior to September 11th, the primary focus of intermodal transportation was the safe movement of containers in a timely manner. As a result of the terrorist threat, the United States must develop a security regime that minimizes the risks and consequences of a terrorist attack without slowing the movement of cargo.” *

Somewhere hidden along those 95,000 miles of shoreline, in one of those 361 ports, among thousands of containers, on hundreds of vessels, sits one cargo container totally indistinguishable from all the rest. When US custom officials finally get around to opening the rear doors they will find a whole shipment of Valley Kayaks. In among them is one all white Anas Acuta with silver trim and strip. Mine.I hope they don’t realize that Anas Acutas’ are subversive by nature. . and being destined for my isolated home in the frozen tundra of Siberia. . ah, Wisconsin, it will certainly be led astray.

* The Subcommittee on Coast Guard and Maritime Transportation Hearing on Port Security: Shipping Containers 2-13-02 memo.
Photo from Encarta

PostHeaderIcon Silk Purse

You and I as lovers
Were nothing but a farce
Trying to make a silk purse
Out of a sow’s arse – costello

 

Yesterday we dug out. With close to a foot of snow in the driveway and temperatures falling quickly, it was not an extraordinarily fun endeavor. This morning, yesterday’s snow is now solid ice as temps are well blew zero and the wind chill temps are dropping around -30f. This is the point where no matter how high you turn up the furnace in our old brick house, the cold seems to permeate the walls. It’s a good day to sit under a big sleeping bag and read old copies of Seakayaker.

I was doing just that for a few minutes, but then I tried to picture a Current Designs Kestrel in 2 foot plus waves or performing a few good rolls and found myself laughing too hard to finish the review! Nothing against a Kestrel mind you, in fact I often recommend it for a first or recreational boat. I think the Kestrel is a fine kayak for it’s purpose, but the review just took it to a place the poor Kestrel never intended to go. That had me splitting at the sides. I just couldn’t get this picture out of my mind of some graying uber kayaker with appropriate facial hair and Lennon glasses, studiously writing a review while careening down a 15 foot surf wave in a Kestrel. Quill pen scratching against paper as the poor little rec boat raced toward it’s inevitable doom. And if you think I’m crazy, the reviewer said the Kestrel handled well, but pearled a bit in surf! Hmmm. I imagine it did. . . I imagine it did.

Gryphon’s 5th birthday today so we’re leaving the computer to entertain itself.

(as always in these posts, please apply satire where appropriate)

PostHeaderIcon You Broke My Blade!

The world rests as the lotus in the palm of my hand,
the cosmos revolves around my finger like a discus.
I blow the music of life through my conch
and wield my mace to protect all creatures. – Vishnu

Oddly the session was going pretty well up to that point but then after it got worse, it got better. But then it got less better and I need to go shopping.

This time around we took Gryphon with us to the pool which meant I would not have any hands to roll up on if I blew my attempts at a hand roll. So instead I went out into the deep end (which is a place I often find my self in) and worked alone. (also a position I often find myself in) After warming up through the rolls I know, I worked a bit on “slow-motion” angel rolls. I was trying to ease myself to the surface and slide onto the deck as slowly and quietly as I possibly could. When I felt like I was relaxed and things were going well, I could begin working on a static brace by basically reversing the process. Thanks to Alex Pak I found I could pull off a static brace in the whitewater boat. The big old thing happily keeps me afloat with little skill on my part. In the begining it’s and obvious cheat. But over time I’ve been working on moving my body further and further out into a right angle to the boat. Each almost imperceptible movement is a dance step. Each change in angle shifts the balance. I try to quiet my mind and feel what my body and boat are doing. Those of you who have read my posts before know I always go back to that “body, boat, blade, mind, oneness” thing. But I’ve found no other way to advance my techniques than within a calm, meditative state. As soon as I begin to hear the outside world, I lose focus and fail. One reason I was not a good “class” learner. Too much distraction.

So far as I lie out there in the water I’ve found my fingers becoming the first sign that I’m about to blow the brace. Often I feel my fingers wrapping up around the paddle that is laying across the water in a “T” behind my head. As my fingers work against me and try to grasp hard on the paddle, it begins to sink below the surface. My focus comes off the boat. Quickly I have to bring my focus back to the boat, arch my body, and again settle myself in the water. Then again when my mind is calm I can twist out a bit more, then again. . I’ve found now that my arch is becoming very important as my angle extends out from the boat. Now my eyes and nose are going under as I look back out over my head. I can breath through my mouth so this is not distressing. but I need every bit of the arch as my body is so tight in the white water outfitting of the boat. Last night I thought I could have almost performed a static in my explorer if I’d had it to try. But then who knows!? I do know, it’s getting better.

As I said, I really wanted to work on hand rolls, but without Mary there to save me, I knew each time I went over I’d be wet exiting as there is no way to stow a Greenland stick on a ww boat. So I worked on shortening up my hold on the blade. Yet this always seems to go too easily. I can tell that I have to get my form a bit cleaner, but on the other hand something about that long blade still makes it a cheat. So Mary found a little pool pad/float for me to try. I was able to roll off the thing if I swept it with both hands (see pic) but I still seem to completely lose my composure if I hold it in one hand. Of course the big rubber slab flopped around and caused a bunch of resistance under the surface. I could’nt easily get it into a good posistion.

After about 80 rolls and working on the static, then with the float I was beat (bushed, tired, knackered). And with about 15 minutes before the pool closed, I went back out into the deep end just to try a couple quick reverse-sweeps. I remembered this time around to shorten my angle and be quick so the ww boat did not spin and stop my roll. Suddenly on the second attempt I was screwed. . I set up under water as usual. I reached up to the surface with the blade and began to move forward when in an amazingly underwhelming underwater “thud” the blade broke! There I was upside down with just a bit of Greenland stick in one hand and the other bit floating away above me. The first thought that went through my head was, “how’d you like to do this on Lake Michigan??”. After that moment of shock wore off I took the bit of blade I still had and slung it out to my side, twisted my body like a spring, and rolled up!! Amazing! I’ve never been able to roll off a norsaq (rolling stick), so I was surprised.

Happily breathing air again I held up the broken bit of paddle to show Mary who happened to be running some video at the time as you can see from the blurry “big foot” type video still. Far from being impressed with my rolling prowess, she was more than a little disappointed that I broke her stick. So. . . I need a new GP, but on the other hand, I have 2 new rolling sticks. . but then on the other hand, (insert image of Vishnu here) that was Mary’s gift for her very first solo roll.

So the replacement has to be something pretty special.

PostHeaderIcon Keyword: Canoecopia

The new phone book’s here! The new phone book’s here!
This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print!
That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now.
- steve martin, the jerk

The first sign of spring in the mid-west is the arrival of the Canoecopia Gazette. Each year it arrives at our door with a regularity that even Michael Cherthoff couldn’t screw up. I always imagine thousands of repressed paddlers running back from their mailboxes holding up their baggy long underwear in one hand and the Gazette in the other yelling, “It’s here!! It’s here!!” Then for the next 63 hours they will sit on the kitchen floor reading every article, existing on Gatorade and walnuts cracked with a hammer. Well, I will be anyway!

I know it can take a few days for the Gazette get to everyone’s door, so I won’t spoil it. But here’s a little teaser. . .

Keywords You’re Likely To Find in the Canoecopia Gazette 2006

ripcord – marriage – raccoons – stroke – bonanza – spanking – underwater – best – largest – sasha – efficiency – wild – pool – shamanistic – poetry – wondervest – bargains – sustainability – racks – saddles – orphans – pretty – rowing – flambeau – horodowich – wanigans – symposium – enthusiasm – divas – butterflies – mollusk – community – kids – brain – haanas – reitz – jigging – loon – love

and my favorite which comes from Yakima, “anal-retentive”. . .

Canoecopia is the world’s largest paddlesport expo and will be held March 10 – 12 at the Alliant Energy Center Exhibition Hall in Madison, Wisconsin. For more details visit Canoecopia.com

On Saturday, March 11th, I know I will be spending my day at the Door County Symposium booth. with Milwaukee’s uber kayaker, Mr. John Browning. So feel free to come up and chat. . Oh, and while you’re at it you can sign up for the symposium otherwise it will be back to schleppin’ boats for me!!

-d

PostHeaderIcon Margaritas & Jack Johnson

Hermit crabs and cowry shells
Crush beneath his feet as he comes towards you
He’s waving at you
Lift him up to see what you can see
He begins his focusing
He’s aiming at you
j. johnson

So it’s almost time for the 10th annual Florida Gulf Coast International Sea Kayak Symposium from February 21-26 depending on what your into. I can only hope that friends well take sunset moment on the beach, while Jack Johnson music plays in the background, to lift a glass to all the frozen kayakers around the world who won’t be there. We’ll certainly be thinking about you with more than just a little envy.

Here’s hoping Ross get’s that personal attention he so much deserves. . . . .

Here’s hoping Bonnie comes home with at least 13 new Greenland rolls. . .

. . . and hoping the evil minions send me the photographs!!

PostHeaderIcon I’ll drink to your leg

Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu you ladies of Spain
For we received orders for to sail back to Boston
And soon never more will we see you again – (yankee version)

I love Jaws. I still haul the DVD out quite often just to get lost in the story of “3 men and a shark”. I remember that movie coming out in 1975 when I was like 10 years old. It was the first movie I remember kids arguing over who saw it more times. At 10 I was not quite in that age group. But I did go to Star Wars like 27 times when it came out a couple years later.

Obviously Jaws did not keep me out of the water like it did so many others. In fact I remember thinking I wanted to see a real shark. I was probably more effected by Robert Shaw who reminded me of every male role model I ever had as a kid. You just insert the word “deer” for “shark”. As in “This deer, swallow you whole. No shakin’, no tenderizin’, down you go.” You got to kill the lot of ‘em or they’ll take over the world!! I could easy see the beauty in the shark and enjoy the “monster” movie without deriving “all sharks bad” from the script.

I always felt a bit bad for Peter Benchley who wrote the original novel. In wanting to write a “what if” story, he ended up negatively effecting much of the world’s concepts of sharks. He spend years trying to correct that perception. He often said since, he’d have never witten that novel the same way had he known the reactions some people would have had. Sometimes it’s dangerous to let an idea go free in the world. By the time others are done with it, you just don’t know what it will turn into.

Yesterday Peter Benchley died at the age of 65. For my part I’ll remember him fondly as someone who contributed to my infatuation with the sea. I love sharks! Thanks Peter!

- d

* photographer unknown.

PostHeaderIcon Howling of the Wolves

The mist of the storm covers the sky,
The whirlwinds of snow are spinning;
Now, like a wild beast it calls,
now it cries like a child,
Now about the roof, decrepit,
Suddenly it rustles the thatches,
Now, like a traveler overdue,
to us on the window knocks. – pushkin

Ok. Can spring come any sooner? We are definitely still in the midst of winter’s lost days. I should take heart. I can see the sun is now tracking higher in the sky. Each day is slightly longer than the last. I know the cold must break soon. When I was a kid I used to imagine what would happen if spring just never came!? I think there is probably a Michael Criton book in there somewhere. On the other hand, even knowing that spring will come does not always help. My mind is still swayed by the vast purple wasteland outside my window. The windswept frozen fields extend from our stone foundations out into the distant blues and reds of the pre-dawn. It looks like Siberia. It’s winter. It’s cold.

I’ve taken some comfort in finding pools to play in this year. I’m not much for swimming so I never took much interest in pools until kayaking became part of my being. Now I really enjoy the pool. It is wonderful to roll like a dizzy otter in the warm blue water. And yet, the pool seems a bit like an affair with a bombshell. It’s a great time, but there’s no substance. And I’m a sucker for freckles. It’s the imperfections that make life worth living. I don’t think I’d stay interested in kayaking if every day were windless and 80f and the water were always warm and placid. It sure sounds like a dream but in truth, I think I’d get bored.

Yet on the other hand, looking out my window this morning I’m not ready to give up the affair yet either.

- d

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