Paradise Lost
March 28th, 2006 | 
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You wear nothing
but you wear it so well – d. mathews
but you wear it so well – d. mathews
Have you noticed this yet? There seems to be this new phenomena where hats, gloves, shirts and other pieces of wardrobe are appearing impaled along hiking trails as if suddenly, clothing has raised the ire of Prince Vlad himself. My guess is that when people are losing items of clothing along the trail, a good Samaritan later walks by and decides to put the wayward item where the owner can easily find it again. Mary commented that although we’ve seen all sorts of clothing, no one seems to have lost their underwear out here in the woods yet.
And I was thinking to myself, . . . that’s really too bad.
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Perhaps they aren’t wearing any. . .
Yup. I’m the guy that picks up the gloves and hats and puts them somewhere prominent. I never touch the underwear though – you never know where it’s been. Wait – that’s wrong, I never touch the underwear because I DO know where it’s been.
I do hear that you need to keep an eye on your socks when the Tillerman’s around, though.
(ugh, my secret word started with “TAX”…)
Ok, I’ll bite. . socks????