off topic, off color. .

Ok, so you’ve been warned. . .
Those English Folks Anyway!
Only in the Sun can you get a picture of German Chancellor Angela Merkel changing into a bathing suit from behind with the caption “I’m Big in the Bumdestag”. In response to the image of Ms. Merkel, a German paper asks, “What have the English got against us?”.
Now kids, Play nice!!
Only in England will a phrase like this work: “It’s my A** on the line, and the last thing I need is a Cock-up!”.
or the joke:
Santa says to the doctor, “I don’t know how this happened but I have a mince pie up my bum”. The doctor takes a look and tells Santa, “Don’t worry, I have some cream for that.”
Sorry, no sleep, long day. . .
* This image is a work of an employee of the Executive Office of the President of the United States, taken or made during the course of the person’s official duties. As a work of the U.S. federal government, the image is in the public domain.
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Derrick, take two kayaks with a scotch chaser and go to bed. Trying to sleep in a rolling session is not working for you.
And by the way, of course the English would have a cream for mince pies up the bung! That’s the advantage of having been ‘civilized’ for so long. Hell, we’re still on junk food and aspirin…
well, tylenol in my case. . .
Umfrage bei Fettisch.de:
Muß eine deutsche Bundeskanzlerin einen Knackarsch haben?