off topic, off color. .


Ok, so you’ve been warned. . .

Those English Folks Anyway!

Only in the Sun can you get a picture of German Chancellor Angela Merkel changing into a bathing suit from behind with the caption “I’m Big in the Bumdestag”. In response to the image of Ms. Merkel, a German paper asks, “What have the English got against us?”.

Now kids, Play nice!!

Only in England will a phrase like this work: “It’s my A** on the line, and the last thing I need is a Cock-up!”.

or the joke:

Santa says to the doctor, “I don’t know how this happened but I have a mince pie up my bum”. The doctor takes a look and tells Santa, “Don’t worry, I have some cream for that.”

Sorry, no sleep, long day. . .

* This image is a work of an employee of the Executive Office of the President of the United States, taken or made during the course of the person’s official duties. As a work of the U.S. federal government, the image is in the public domain.

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3 Responses to off topic, off color. .

  • Michael says:

    Derrick, take two kayaks with a scotch chaser and go to bed. Trying to sleep in a rolling session is not working for you.
    And by the way, of course the English would have a cream for mince pies up the bung! That’s the advantage of having been ‘civilized’ for so long. Hell, we’re still on junk food and aspirin…

  • derrick says:

    well, tylenol in my case. . .

  • RixR says:

    Umfrage bei Fettisch.de:

    Muß eine deutsche Bundeskanzlerin einen Knackarsch haben?



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