It can’t be an emergency if it’s just gelcoat since gelcoat is only for aesthetics and UV protection. Now if Derrick had a picture of fiberglass, epoxy, and duct tape, that would be a different story. I think Derrick just wants to make his boat heavier to compete with mine!

Black boat? Not me. Well maybe a glittery one, otherwise black kayaks don’t generally work for me.

For when you get that black yak:

–Thomas

Back in Black

Back in black, I hit the sack,
I’ve been too long, I’m glad to be back
Yes I’m let loose from the noose,
That’s kept me hangin’ about
I been livin like a star ’cause it’s gettin’ me high,
Forget the hearse, ’cause I never die
I got nine lives, cat’s eyes
abusing every one of them and running wild

[Chorus]
‘Cause I’m back! Yes, I’m back!
Well, I’m back! Yes, I’m back!
Well, I’m baaack, baaack…
Well, I’m back in black,
Yes, I’m back in black!

Back in a band,i got Cadillac,
Number one with a bullet, I’m a power pack
Yes I’m in a band with a gang,
they gotta catch me if they want me to hang
‘Cause I’m back on the track and I’m beatin’ the flack,
Nobody’s gonna get me on another rap
So look at me now, I’m just a makin’ my pay,
Don’t try to push your luck, just get outta my way

[Chorus]
‘Cause I’m back! Yes, I’m back!
Well, I’m back! Yeah, I’m back!
Well, I’m baaack, baaack…
Well, I’m back in black,
Yes, I’m back in black!
Let’s go!

[Solo]

[Chorus]
Well, I’m back! Yes, I’m back!
Well, I’m back! Yes, I’m back!
Well, I’m baaack, baaack…
Well, I’m back in black,
Yes, I’m back in black-ow!

Aww yeah! Let’s go!
Keep on goin’! Yeah yeah!
Yeah… aww yeah yeah!
Here we go!

[Chorus]
Well, I’m baaack… (I’m back!)
Baaack… (Well, I’m back!)
Baaack… (I’m back!)
Baaack… (I’m back!)
Baaack… (I’m back!)
Baaack…
Yes, back in black,
Yes, I’m back in black…

Outta sight!