Hello children. Today’s story is brought to you by the good folks at P&H custom Sea kayaks
. Let’s thank them. . . Shall we!? Ok, now grab a cookie off the counter and sit down on your mat. it’s story time.
This is Kelly Blades. Kelly Blades is STRONG!
Kelly Blades is THOUGHTFUL.
Kelly Blades KILLS
people by holding them down until the drown.
Killing Makes Kelly PROUD!
Kelly Wants YOU to BUY this boat.
NO, I mean Really!! Kelly Blades Kills!!
* Now I bet you know by now that this story was not written by P & H Sea Kayaks or Kelly Blades and just a vain attempt to get you to look at the new Cetus which has that cool new hatch dealy on the front. Good idea. Good idea.
Learn More about the P&H Cetus by Clicking Here. Visit Kelly (and tell him how much you love him) at his website Here.
Photos of Kelly by Mary. Kelly Blades’s biggest fan!! Even if he uses worlds like “Love Candy
” or maybe it’s BECAUSE he uses words like “love candy”. . .