Primmer
by derrick ~ March 20th, 2007
Hello children. Today’s story is brought to you by the good folks at P&H custom Sea kayaks. Let’s thank them. . . Shall we!? Ok, now grab a cookie off the counter and sit down on your mat. it’s story time. 
This is Kelly Blades. Kelly Blades is STRONG!
This is Kelly Blades. Kelly Blades is STRONG!
Kelly Blades is THOUGHTFUL.
Kelly Blades KILLS people by holding them down until the drown.
Kelly Blades KILLS people by holding them down until the drown.
Killing Makes Kelly PROUD!
Kelly Wants YOU to BUY this boat.
NO, I mean Really!! Kelly Blades Kills!!
* Now I bet you know by now that this story was not written by P & H Sea Kayaks or Kelly Blades and just a vain attempt to get you to look at the new Cetus which has that cool new hatch dealy on the front. Good idea. Good idea.
Learn More about the P&H Cetus by Clicking Here. Visit Kelly (and tell him how much you love him) at his website Here.
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Photos of Kelly by Mary. Kelly Blades’s biggest fan!! Even if he uses worlds like “Love Candy” or maybe it’s BECAUSE he uses words like “love candy”. . .
March 20th, 2007 at 10:32 am
Now don’t you go telling me P&H is going to give you a Cetus! You’ve already got two boats and a paddle in the works. Some sponsor’s going to have to donate another PADDLER just to help you get all these on the water…or are they donating Kelly?!!!
Jim
March 20th, 2007 at 10:36 am
Hey Jim,
No, they get a freebee from ME! How bout that?? I did have a Capella once. . .
March 20th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Putting Kelly in a straight-jacket does NOT mean you can feel safe…
How does he treat ‘old-friends’ that paddle and sell something other than P&A? From a stormy Anglesey and NDK factory day…
March 20th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
He’s not all that.
March 20th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
I wouldn’t screw with Mr Blades. He’ll mess you up somein’ serious, I tell you. He can make you sexually dysfunctional and a better paddler in one day. One day, I tell you.
March 20th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Despite his sometimes gruff appearance, Kelly has always taken the time to listen to my dreams, desires, and hopes…and for that I thank you, Mr. Blades.
March 26th, 2007 at 3:54 am
The 4th hatch concept is not new.
Lincoln Canoe and Kayak (of Maine)has produced a kayak with this feature for many years:
http://www.canoesandkayaks.com/images/Eggemoggin_top.jpg
Prijon’s european composite kayaks also have this feature.
In AUS and NZ kayaks the ‘glove box’ has been around for a while.