Monthly Archives: March 2007

Primmer

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Hello children. Today’s story is brought to you by the good folks at P&H custom Sea kayaks. Let’s thank them. . . Shall we!? Ok, now grab a cookie off the counter and sit down on your mat. it’s story time. :)

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This is Kelly Blades. Kelly Blades is STRONG!

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Kelly Blades is THOUGHTFUL.

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Kelly Blades KILLS people by holding them down until the drown.

Killing Makes Kelly PROUD!

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Kelly Wants YOU to BUY this boat.

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NO, I mean Really!! Kelly Blades Kills!!

* Now I bet you know by now that this story was not written by P & H Sea Kayaks or Kelly Blades and just a vain attempt to get you to look at the new Cetus which has that cool new hatch dealy on the front. Good idea. Good idea.

Learn More about the P&H Cetus by Clicking Here. Visit Kelly (and tell him how much you love him) at his website Here.

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Photos of Kelly by Mary. Kelly Blades’s biggest fan!! Even if he uses worlds like “Love Candy” or maybe it’s BECAUSE he uses words like “love candy”. . .

Then I’d what??

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Filled with that warm sense of joy only 32 bottles of Heineken can provide. Derrick makes improper suggestions to Wendy Killoran. . . . Something to do with pirates. . . Alex of course would never think such things. . . Ahhh, Sea Kayaking! Suffice to say Wendy puts locks on her tent.

*oh by the way, yes I am making this all up. . .

anything

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The world was meant for you and me
To figure out our destiny
(a thousand beautiful things)
To live
To die
To breathe
To sleep
To try to make your life complete
(yes yes)
So …
Light me up like the sun
To cool down with your rain
I never want to close my eyes again
Never close my eyes
never close my eyes …
That is everything I have to say
(that’s all I have to say)
- annie lennox

I never know what to do with a flower. Do you leave it? Pick it? Dig it up and bring it home. Then plant it in your garden and hope you don’t kill it? Or do you leave it there? Just swaying in a slightly warm summer breeze. Sometimes we buy fake flowers. We still want to have the flower, but we don’t want to have to take care of it. Of course fake flowers don’t give us the gift of life and scent. They just sit there a facsimile of something beautiful but without a soul. I never know what to do with a flower. Sometimes I think the best choice is to go sit by it. Live with it on it’s terms. Feeling your hair move against the wind in time with the petals. Cardinal flowers are my favorite. Probably because the live on the edge of the water.

Sometimes I sit on the edge of cliffs. I have terrible vertigo. Yet, I’ll push an old leaf off the edge and watch it fall in slow motion to the earth below. It makes my stomach churn. But sometimes you have to go to the edge. Sometimes you have to jump. I like to jump off cliffs, the trick is to be sure it’s a fall I can handle. And be sure the reward is equal to the fear. what reward? Well, I found a 20 dollar bill once! But most often the reward is overcoming the fear. Sometimes in life you have to jump. I jump off cliffs to train myself to judge the jump and the reward. It’s not about the cliffs mind you. It’s about life. Sometimes life needs a few well judged jumps.

When I roll my kayak, there are times when I just stay down. As long as I can. I feel the pressure in my body. The need to breath. The need is biological. Need sometimes is in the mind, sometimes in the soul, or in the body. I like to know which is which. It’s hard to trust the needs of the mind because the mind can be a fickle thing. I think biological needs and those of the soul are twins. Biological need causes desperation if you refuse it. Needs of the soul, seek solutions even if the mind isn’t looking. Needs of the soul also cause desperation if you refuse them. Of course we have to train our minds to recognize them. If you hang upside down long enough, you’ll come to know every impression and sensation of biological need. That funny feeling in your chest and throat. The fuzziness of the mind. The tingling at the tips of your fingers. A slight sense of anxiety deep in the mind. Very subtle at first, but quickly building. I think, if you look for it, the needs of the soul feel just like that. Other times they scream out like the voice of a thousand angels calling you home. Silly how we still can manage to justify and refuse those needs. Let ourselves drown. Strange.

I was walking along a wooden bridge. I stopped to toss a stone in the little stream below. As I watched the concentric circles being ripped apart by the current, I noticed a small patch of cardinal flowers. I watched them for some time as they swayed away in the light breeze. I decided to go down there. There was no good way to do it. I ended up going to the edge of the bridge and jumping off. My feet sunk into the wet mud and I dropped to my knees. My jeans quickly strained the water from the mud and my legs were soon soaked. My jeans surrounded by mud, grass, flowers and duckweed. There was no need to stand up now. I was right next to the flowers and I was already wet. I sat and looked at the cardinal flowers for some time. They look like swans or cranes and they have the perfect lines of a ball gown. There were at least a hundred blooms. Then out of the corner of my eye I saw another just across the stream. With just a single bloom. I watched it there alone. Left out or independent? Who could tell? But it drew me too it. I pulled my legs out of the mud and felt the water run down into my shoes. My jeans were black from my knees down and covered with every sort of plant and sticks. I brushed the mud deeper into my jeans in a vain attempt to clean them, then swatted a mosquito. Yeah, I felt the mud run down my face. I rinsed my hands in the water and waded across the stream. I made it almost all the way across before I tripped. I went down again into the mud. But now my arms had sunk up to my elbows. The water and mud smelled of rot. My hands came out with a sucking sound. I stood again and took the last couple steps to the lone flower. I sat on a small dryish ridge right next to it. This lone flower had drawn all the energy from the plant. It was perfect, vibrant and so very beautiful. I was amazed and mesmerized. Lost in my thoughts I didn’t notice the cooling wind or the darkening sky. The wind build up and rain began to fall. I sat there mesmerized by the lone red dancer. In time I rose, walked back to the path and toward the car. I reminded myself that sometimes to share a moment with a flower you will need to jump off cliffs and crawl through the mud to get there. And I guess that’s what you do with a flower. Anything just to be near it.

on TRAK

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I did a write up on Trak kayaks when they first came out not very long ago. I’d really looked forward to trying one out. What a cool idea. Of course being a seakayaker and a coach I also was sure I was going to hate it. I mean, this is not your proper British boat. And I of course am into proper British boats. :) On the other hand the Trak is an original and inventive idea. With a track boat you first have a folder. Something you can take anywhere. Then you can choose a kayak with almost no rocker or a boat with insane rocker with just a couple tugs on a leaver. You can also adjust the lateral trim of the boat to offset cross winds. Something I’ve not tried yet.

Now the reason for the re-introduction is to tell you I am now sponsored by TRAK. But with what I think is an interesting proviso. My job is to beat it up. They know me, I can kill anything. So Trak Kayaks is making me a “Black-Trak” that I can take anywhere quite easily and let other paddle it, offer suggestions, and just get a feel for it. Then whatever ideas or suggestions we may have I can take back to the designer to suss it out. Now of course I’m a roller, so my custom Trak will come with a lower back deck than the standard model. It will of course also be in Kayak Ninja black. Cool!

Now my first impressions of the Trak were quite good. I was surprised by the rigidity of the hull and the quickness of the boat for it’s size. I could also stand on the back deck without an issue. And you know me!!! The Trak reminds me much more of a standard skin of frame than a classic folding boat. It’s quick and fun and not a lumbering ox. I had a fun time playing with it in a pool. Now we’re going to see how it does in conditions. Sure, the average user of the Trak kayak may not go where I go and do what I do, but they figure if it can handle me, it will be pretty darn good for weekenders and day trippers as well.

So come find me over the summer at the symposia here in the Midwest and maybe elsewhere and just ask to try it. In fact I will be in Chicago the beginning of June with Geneva Kayaks symposium. Share your ideas. That’s what it’s about. No kayak is perfect for everyone, but they are dedicated to making it a great folding kayak for people of many skill sets. Something I’m very proud to be a part of.

Oh, and here’s a quick video clip of me doing a quick layback/C2C/”arm to high” type roll or just go to the bottom of the videos page.

so like candy

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Candy on the beach, there’s nothing better
But I like candy when it’s wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I’ll make you mine,
Then I’ll have candy all the time
I want candy, I want candy
I want candy, I want candy…
-bow, wow, wow

Ok, so this is not quite your suggested wardrobe sea kayaking symposia or tropical island circumnavigations. However if you ask me it does suggest adventure. There are really only two problems with an accessory like this; A. Finding a model and B. affording the dentist bills., but of course that’s another story and as they say, “if there’s a will. . .”

But actually this bit fun-ware does have to do with kayaking as you will see in the photo below;

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This is the infamous wardrobe choice for the premiere of “TITS3“, a custom made 3 cup candy bikini top! Sadly the bottoms seem to have disappeared. This bit of fluff was given to me by the one and only Freya Hoffmeister and I’m told that there was some discussion over who would actually wear it for the premiere of the DVD. In the end, it came home un-worn and still in the box.

Quite the souvenir would’nt you say? Now comes the hard decision, what to do with it. Well, I’ve had a couple ideas but no volunteers, so barring my slightly blue ideas, I may have to find a way to preserve it for future kayaking generations. Yeah, I know. . . ebay! We’ll start the bidding at. . .

One thing though; After I took the pictures and slid it back into the box I wondered. . . which of the queens of sea kayaking was actually thinking about wearing it. Probably a road I don’t want to travel. . .

dancing

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Come dancing,
All her boyfriends used to come and call.

Why not come dancing, its only natural?

- kinks

So this is Megan Kress from Lendal US. She’ll probably kill me for posting this shot. Sorry Megan it was the only one I had. :) As you know I’ve always been a Lendal baby since I first started paddling. I love my blades. It was great to see Scott as well. They put on quite a party for Justine’s DVD Premier. So it really saddened me to hear that Megan will soon be leaving Lendal. I first met Megan last year when we dug in spent a good part of the Friday before the show last year helping her put together paddles. Certainly an honor to meet her. She put a smiling face on the name and made you feel really good about the company. She’ll be missed when that time comes.

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These are the days

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These are days that you’ll remember
When May is rushing over you
With desire to be part of the miracles
You see in every hour
You’ll know it’s true
That you are blessed and lucky
It’s true that you are touched
By something that will grow and bloom in you
-10,000 maniacs

Alright kids, things are getting strange. You know I’ve only been on a jet one time and that was a couple years back when we traveled to California for a BCU symposium. It was strange. We hopped off the jet, grabbed our gear and within minutes it seemed I was driving a white minivan across the Golden Gate bridge. My poor brain was struggling with being here in Wisconsin on a cold foggy October morning, then suddenly I was driving on the highway past the golden (at least that’s what the locals call brown) hills. It was like driving after a bit too much time with the Caterpillar and his hookah. Of course driving highway 101 north you need to get your head together fast. Yet every so often I’d stop and thing to myself, “How the hell’d I get here??”

So tonight I booked my flight to the UK. All the while on the side bar of the website I could see Peurto Rico listed under the heading of “more trips”. Very, very strange indeed. Life is good and weird all at the same time. A dream state that a good hard pinch won’t resolve.

Now here’s the sad part. Being a kid from Wisconsin suddenly faced with international travel I can find giddy joy in the silliest of things. I booked a flight to Manchester UK with a 4 hour layover in London. Layover!?? Well, yeah, I did save some cash doing that, but really I’m quite happy to hang out at Heathrow Airport for a time. What could be cooler than that? I’m sure to major globe hoppers that may sound like a drag but to me it sounds great. I just wonder that 4 hours is enough time to run around and explore.

This will be a great trip. I will get to hang out again with Justine, Alun, Greg & Freya for a time. I’m excited to see Simon again and to meet Jeff Allen for the first time. Then there’s Rowland. . Oh NO!!!! Then off I go to get myself beat up on the legendary races around Anglesey. A dream come true. The only thing I’ll ask is that they do what they can to help me catch up! I will do everything in my power to earn their time. In addition I’ll pick up my new Rockpool Alaw Bach that Mike has graciously offered to build for my Peurto Rico trip in August. Wonderful!

These are exciting and heady days that will of course never last. Days to grab onto and soak in. Days where I’ll be afraid to blink for fear of missing something, where I’ll breath through my nose to take in every scent. Am I nervous? Am I scared? Well of course I am. But I’m also blessed and lucky. An adventure awaits me, and I can’t wait to slip into the sea.

* photo by teadybare





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