Remember Billy Crystal on SNL: “Have you ever stapled baloney to your face then dunked your head in a tank of piranhas? Man, I hate it when that happens!”

Willy the Masochist. I’d forgotten the character, (Google remembered) but never forgot the mental image of the guy with baloney hanging from salt-smarting staple wounds on his cheeks, taking one big breath over the tank of [i]Piscovorous Crazysaurus[/i], “OK, here goes!” Sploosh.

OK, it’s too late on a Sunday night.