Cetus by P&H
Posted by derrick on March 25, 2008So, if you’ve not been prowling YouTube regulary you may not have noticed that Sea Kayaker Magazine has been posting these little info spots. Here’s one for the P&H Cetus. I chose this one since the new plastic version under the name of "Scorpio" becomes available this month. Oh, and here’s a link to Sea Kayaker’s Youtube Channel. Now I wonder if the new Scorpio is named after the evil Hank Scorpio from The Simpsons? What’s worse, does that make them Denver Broncos fans?
Let’s all sing, shall we
Scorpio!
He’ll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth!
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees’ health!
He’ll welcome you into his lair
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest!
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
But beware of his generous pensions
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year!
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beers!
He loves German beer!




hi, my name is igor, im from belém Pará, i send you a email few days ago but a think that you didnt recived , so excuse me for use this space here, that i know that isnt the apropriate, but i realy want you to know that you site inspired me to create my own ” paraofimdosmapas.blogspot.com ” it talks about my expirence paddling at the Benfica river, my plans are to achive marajó island, maybe Mexiana island and maybe Macapá, the capital of the state of Amapá, but…until i dont have a good oceanic kayak, those are just plans…my kayak isnt apropiate for the ocean but i like it a lot he is called ”jacaré” and its with him that im learnig many thing about paddling, i pretand to have it always…so….there are others thinks that i would like to talk to you in other oportunites….
ps: i studied english a long time ago so…im without pratices sorry for the mistakes…
Hi, Igor!
Actually I did get your email but I’m a little slow sometimes. sorry about that. Thanks for the compliment as well. Our little paddling community reaches all over the globe. I’m glad you’re writing about your experiences too. Sounds like some interesting reading!!
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