Carmelite – “It’s What’s for everything!”

Here are just some of the amazing ways Carmelite can change your life. . .

Feeling low? Take Carmelite!
“Carmelite. Life is fair. . . Mostly.”
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Feeling lonely? Try Carmelite Firming Lotion!
Just rub a little Carmelite. . . rinse & repeat.
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Round Midriff
The Latest Release by Carmelite Monk
Enjoy dissonant harmonies and angular melodic twists
with a light drizzle of tasty olive oil.
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Clogged Drains?
“Just a tea-spoon of Carmelite leaves your drains feeling blessed!”
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Warts? Try Carmelite Pads
“Now, with the abrasive power of Limestone!”
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Carmelite Candy
Why take diet pills when you can enjoy Carmelite?…
Carmelite helps you lose weight safely and effectively!”
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Carmelite Bath Beads
“Leaves you feeling almost balanced all day. . ”
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Carmelite Cookies
“Won’t crumble in goats milk”
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Mt. Carmelite. . .
“She’ll thank you in the morning!”
(Ouch! That was risque!)
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Australians love Vegemite. . .
Everyone else loves . . . well. . , you know!”
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Camelite Fuel Additive
“For the environmentally conscious driver.
Makes your big car feel small, why not!? ”
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Carmelite Dogma Softener

You’re karma may still run over your dogma,
But it won’t hurt so much!

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Fill Your Kitchen With Carmelite Friars
“Eat Healthy, Live Forever!”

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This is just a taste of what happens when you send three dingbats on a day trip to Mt. Carmel. . .

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