Monthly Archives: September 2009

Speak to Rain

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The news that truely shocks  / is the empty, empty page
While the final rattle rocks  / Its empty, empty cage…
And I can’t handle this / I grieve…
– gabriel

Newspapers, according to Michael Moore stopped speaking to their readers long ago and instead began speaking to their advertisers.   Well, that’s obvious.  When you work so hard to create a population of illiterate “consumers” it’s hardly worth trying to open their minds to anything other than the advantages of Oxi-Clean & Bud-Light Groolers..  Of course newspapers should have known they lost the Grooler buyers years ago.  For them, morphing into content speaking to the LCD (lowest common denominator) audience was something akin to taking cyanide when you realized your parachute won’t open. It just hastened the end.

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looking down possibilities

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I just heard that whistle blow. Gonna go down the river once more.
Well, I’ve got my bag and I’m ready to go. Gonna go down the river once more.
- Kinston Trio

The lower Wisconsin was a canoe trip that almost made Justine Curgenven‘s  up-coming DVD.  It’s certainly a legendary paddle trip around here.  As I stood on this ridge looking down into the valley I suddenly wondered how I could fit it in myself before the snow flies.  Kayaking the Wisconsin probably doesn’t quite live up to  Wisconsin’s “Canoeing Heritage” Meme but still…

following scorpio

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Just for a change I took my P&H Scorpio down the Wisconsin river yesterday.  The Scorpio as you know is the plastic version of P&H’s very cool Cetus.  As it happened a couple on the trip had custom ordered 2 Cetus’ from P&H and were excited to be getting them next month.  I’ve chatted and paddled with the couple a few times on Rutabaga events so they were happy to tell me all about their new kayaks and where they hoped the new boats would lead.  Congratulations!

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Same River, Different Landing

prairiebluff-091909Kayaker With Ferry Bluff in the Background

I had arrived quite early,  so I waited.  I unloaded my kayak beside the water and chatted with a couple from the Kenosha are who had chosen this unlikely boat landing for a spot of early morning fishing.  The weren’t catching anything. As I carried more gear down to the boat, I checked my watch.  It was already five minutes to 9 and still no one had shown up.  Not surprising really, people tended to race in at the last second for these trips.  Out of habit I glanced at my phone.  There was 1 message.

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Love is like a Rock

vanhiserock-700You can’t depend on your teacher
You can’t depend on your preacher
You can’t depend on politicians
You can’t depend on superstitions
– donnie iris

So tomorrow I hop back in my kayak to paddle the Upper Dells of the Wisconsin River along with a group from Rutabaga.  Well, that is if the new Jeep starts. It seems to be having one of those battery/alternator/starter issues that simply leave you confused and going nowhere fast. Story of my life!  Right now it’s at the mechanics.  She’ll hook up the computer and like roulette wheel on a Mississippi River Boat Casino, it will tell me which of the 3 options I’ve selected to experience.  It can’t be the battery as I’ve already made that purchase.  However if my little wheel of misfortune does happen to land on “Battery”, it will be met with a long list of expletives loosely translated as, “Spin Again!”…

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the inside

wyalusing1Looking out over Prairie du Chien, The Wisconsin, The Mississippi & Iowa in the distance from the bluffs of Wyalusing State Park.

Sea kayakers know that Wisconsin has miles and miles of coastline boarding two inland seas, Lake Superior to the north and Lake Michigan to the east. The state’s western border is cut by the famous workhorse, the Mississippi river which flows from Lake Itasca in Minnesota, south to the Gulf of Mexico. The Wisconsin River flows diagonally across the state some 430 miles to join the Mississippi near a small town built in the Mississippi flood plain called Prairie Du Chien. (The Prairie of “Dog” but that’s another story).

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QUARANTINE

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Ring-a-Ring o’Rosies
A Pocket full of Posies
“A-tishoo! A-tishoo!”
We all fall Down!

Just a quick pause in our busy day to remind viewers that H1N1 is a PANDEMIC.  Much like those dark ages of yore.. we must QUARANTINE our own family members.  We must live in fear.  We must panic.  We must scrub our hands with steel wool while screaming, “It won’t come clean! It won’t come clean!” at the top of our congested lungs! Thank you local news for being so intelligent and discerning. Thank you for not feeding a panic.  Ok. I’m much better now! Continue reading





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