Patty the Milkmaid was going to market carrying her milk in a Pail on her head. As she went along she began calculating…

Did I ever tell you the story of the day Nigel Dennis was late?  It’s sort of like an Aesop’s Fable without a fox, crow, or nightingale to found.  Now I could tell you that tale or I could send you to Boreal Shores Kayaking in Bayfield, WI., where the story is said to have taken place.  Boreal Shores offers Sea Kayaking UK Kayaks, kayak gear and camping equipment at the gateway to the Apostle Islands on the southern shore of  Lake Superior.  Now if you go there be sure to sit in the pink Explorer when Chris tells you the tale.. and then maybe he’ll regale you with the one about when Derrick was really, really drunk and asked him to build a traveling, folding, skin boat.. I’m not sure, but I think there may be a donkey & a milkmaid in that story!  – Visit Boreal Shores Kayaking Website right here.